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Saturday, 18 July 2026

Very important news from the office

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Coworker on LinkedIn utterly thrilled to announce something or other

29/04/2024

This news is worthy of LinkedIn gloating, apparently

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Attractive young employees at Christmas party about to be hit on by all men over 50

20/12/2023

‘G’day ladies, I just asked the DJ to play some Nicki Mirage’

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Office dog at cool company has own bio

10/10/2023

He’s the Chief Barketing Officer. Barketing!

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Fucking Ben fucking sick on a fucking Monday again

31/07/2023

Enjoy your long weekend, Ben

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Report: Bowl of muesli left in sink

28/07/2023

Who the fuck is going to clean that now?

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