MELBOURNE – Local success story of the enterprise software cloud, PingusTech, announced that applications are now open for the newly formed role of Chief Enshittification Officer.
The role works closely with the Chief Technology Officer and GTM Specialists to ensure customers have a terrible experience
“Our products are pretty decent, but we believe we can really shittify some things around here with the CEsO role. If you have what it takes apply now!”
The job listing can be seen below:
The job ad reads:
Chief Enshittifcation Officer
PingusTech
Job Description
We at PingusTech have always strived to delivery quality products. We have now reached a point where other companies are inserting AI and ads into every fucking nook and cranny they can, so we want to follow suit.
This newly created role will see you take our suite of B2B and B2C products and absolutely ruin them. Have you worked in a role, possibly middle management, where you just had to have the final say in a product, despite designers and engineers with decades of experience telling you otherwise? You may be the perfect fit for this role!
You’ll fit right in if:
- You like having to scroll through endless ads on video platforms.
- You enjoy raising the price of subscriptions without improving quality.
- You think AI should be inserted into everything, including hardware like keyboards.
- You’ve listened to customer feedback, then completely ignored it.
- You look up to the Zuckers, Musks and Bezosses of the world.
- You actively want to make users not enjoy using our products.
If you think you have the skills to stand out in this role send us a resume, then apply through the portal where you have to enter all your details again, then write a cover letter stating why you’d be great in this role and also add the skills you’ve already added in the resume and portal, and finally record a 10-minute video on a day of the life of what you perceive the role of Chief Enshittification Officer to be.
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